The Earl: What gives you the right to marry my daughter?
Branson: I think some good Irish cock will liven things up here, my lord…or should I call you dad?
The Earl: What can you contribute to our illustrous heritage?
Branson: Lady Sibyl and I invented and perfected road head when I used to drive her around. She doesn’t miss a stroke, even on the curves. No teeth either.
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